Petty Vibes
Can't Believe This Canyon A Scenic Waste Of My Time Petty Long Sleeve Shirt
$33.99
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Details🖤 For when the scenery is beautiful, but the whole experience? A scenic waste of your time. This “Can’t Believe This Canyon — A Scenic Waste of My Time” long sleeve mixes outdoor vibes with sharp petty humor. Clean graphic, bold shade, and cozy fall comfort all in one.
🌄 Petty, scenic, and perfectly over it.
🧵 Product Details
Premium Fabric: 100% ring-spun cotton, medium weight (6.1 oz).
Unisex Fit: Relaxed, flattering, and comfortable — available in sizes XS–4XL.
Long-Lasting Print: Crisp, high-quality graphic designed to resist cracking and fading.
Long Sleeve Style: Great for layering with jackets, flannels, or cozy fall outfits.
Petty-Approved: Perfect for sarcastic friends and subtle shade throwers.
🎯 Perfect For
Petty queens & kings who enjoy scenic reads
Fall fits, casual streetwear, and outdoor adventures
Traveling, hiking, or simply minding your business
Anyone who loves clean, sarcastic, minimal designs
đź’¬ Sizing & Care
✔️ True to size — check the size chart
✔️ Machine wash cold, inside out
✔️ Tumble dry low or hang dry for longest print life
Please note: Colors may vary slightly due to lighting and screen resolution
Bring petty energy to any landscape — let your long sleeve narrate what you refuse to tolerate.
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Care instructions
Apparel (T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, Hoodies)
âť– Turn inside out before washing
âť– Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
âť– Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
âť– Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve print
âť– Do not iron directly over design
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âť– Avoid contact with alcohol-based cleaners or acetoneDo you accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations?
Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery—we’ll make it right as quickly as possible.What’s the processing time?
All items are handmade to order.
Please allow 5–7 business days for processing before your order is prepared for shipment.
Some items may ship separately depending on product type.
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Currently, we ship within the United States only.
Delivery times vary based on carrier and location.Shipping Info
We currently ship within the United States only.
Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking information by email.
Delivery times may vary depending on carrier and location.
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