Coasters
Savage Petty Coaster Set • Brutally Honest Quotes • Funny Ceramic Coasters
$22.00
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DetailsUnfiltered. Honest. And here to protect your table AND your peace.
The “Savage Set” is for the ones who don’t sugarcoat, don’t pretend, and don’t have the energy for nonsense. These coasters deliver the statement before you have to.
Includes (Set of 4):
My Coaster Has More Stability Than Your Life.
Didn’t Ask — Still Don’t Care.
Keep the Tea Hot & the Drama Cold.
It’s Not Me — It’s Definitely You.
Product Details
• Smooth ceramic top with bold, crisp printing
• Cork backing for no-slip support
• Fits all cups — wine glasses, tumblers, mugs, iced coffees
• Strong, stylish, unapologetically petty
Perfect For
• Savage best friends
• Offices full of chaotic energy
• Holiday gag gifts that people actually love
• Anyone whose honesty is a personality trait
Care Instructions
✔ Wipe clean
✔ Don’t soak or scrub harshly
✨ Color & Print Disclaimer:
Actual product colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to monitor settings and the handmade nature of the printing process. Minor differences in tone or placement are not considered defects — they’re part of the charm of handcrafted drinkware.
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Shipping & Policies
Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-5 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
Privacy policy
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Contact
If you have any questions about how your information is handled, please send me a message here on Etsy — I’m always happy to help.Frequently Asked Questions
Care instructions
Apparel (T-Shirts, Sweatshirts, Hoodies)
❖ Turn inside out before washing
❖ Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
❖ Avoid bleach and harsh detergents
❖ Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve print
❖ Do not iron directly over design
Tote Bags
❖ Spot clean with mild soap and water
❖ Avoid machine wash and tumble dry to maintain shape
Coasters & Home Goods
❖ Wipe clean with a damp cloth — do not soak or place in dishwasher
❖ Avoid direct sunlight for extended periods to prevent fading
Phone Cases
❖ Wipe gently with a microfiber cloth
❖ Avoid contact with alcohol-based cleaners or acetoneDo you accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations?
Because each item is made to order, we do not accept returns, exchanges, or cancellations.
If your order arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery—we’ll make it right as quickly as possible.What’s the processing time?
All items are handmade to order.
Please allow 5–7 business days for processing before your order is prepared for shipment.
Some items may ship separately depending on product type.
You’ll receive individual tracking numbers for each package as soon as they ship.
Currently, we ship within the United States only.
Delivery times vary based on carrier and location.Shipping Info
We currently ship within the United States only.
Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking information by email.
Delivery times may vary depending on carrier and location.
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